Ice Capades (1984)

I love old ice skating programs; the costumes are so over-the-top – and, as you’ll see, there’s just something awesome about Smurfs and bedazzled gypsies on ice.

Clowns are disturbing and creepy even when they’re skating. I don’t even want to know what Baddy does off the ice – hang out in storm drains maybe?

Sweet lord, look at these outfits. Honest question – why do the women’s outfits have bottoms but the men’s do not?

I’m sorry you had to see this

“For Your Ice Only” takes the trademark flamboyant costumes to a whole new level.

I love that Steve jumps over a wood-paneled van full of terrified women.

Ice Capades were great about including pop culture characters such as the Smurfs, Scooby-Doo, and The Flintstones.

And speaking of The Flintstones, Ted & Brian seem to be having a gay old time.

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